DEATH RACE 2010

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Required/Optional Gear

$50 in Pennies (approx. 30 lbs)

Posthole Digger

Ax

3 inch Knife

10 lbs of Onions

Large Greek Translation Textbook

Registration

Timeline of Race Events...

Friday, June 25th

6pm - Race Registration

8pm - Shuttle Van to top of Tweed River Mountain, leave useful gear on top of the mountain

8pm-4am - Aimlessly hiking up and down the Mountain grooming trails and moving bridges from place to place (Approx. 10-15 miles??)

Heading BACK up the Mountain

Saturday, June 26th

4am - The "Official" Start of the race

Task One - go back up the mountain again to retrieve your gear (Round Trip Approx. 10 miles)

7am - They reach the top, after about 700 feet under barbed wire, to find that they have to go back down again to retrieve 'paperwork' to get their gear, barbed wire included

9am - Reach the bottom of the mountain again, NOT the high point of the race so far

11am - Back up top they are allowed to retrieve their gear and head back to Amee Farm for task Two

1pm - Finally the hiking is over, or at least we THINK it's over.

After all the hiking

Task Two - Wood Chop or Farm work, because they both had axes they are given the task of quartering 25 logs of their choice, it's a slower process than last year, but much easier than the farm work option, which involved loading and moving 15 wheel barrows of manure across a large field

Choosing Their Logs

3pm - Wood Chop is complete

Task Three - Pennies in the Pond, involved counting out hundreds of pennies and bagging them up in zip locks in multiples of $5. At this point Chris decided to donate all but the required $5 of his pennies. He didn't want to count them and he'd had enough of carrying the extra 30 lbs. It proved to be a good move for him. John donated about $20 worth of pennies and kept the rest.

4:30 - After diving to the bottom of the pond to retrieve their pennies we were off to the next task.

Task Four - Up ANOTHER Mountain!?!? - Team Chris/John split up here, with Chris and Meredith heading up the hill to the 'Onion Store.' John and Colin soon followed and caught up to us about half way to the Cottage. By this time Chris was REALLY struggling with his hip. When he walked it looked as though his right leg was about 2 inches shorter than his left one. NOT a pretty sight! :) John looked great, he looked like he had it in him to go all the way.

Before his last push up the Mountain

At the cottage John bought some Chinese herbs before he and Colin made the final push bush-whacking up to the 'Onion Store'

6:30pm - We all reach the cottage, half way to the top of the Second Mountain

Task Four/Five - About 200 yards from the Onion Store Chris ran out of gas. His official Quit time was 7:54pm. John made it all the way to the Onion Store. There he followed a number of orders from the 'king.' His tasks included moving chopped wood from one location to another, cutting up his onions and buying his way out of eating a pound of his onions. He completed his tasks at about 9:30pm, and at this point he elected to stop racing rather than hike back down the unmarked mountain in the dark.

So officially neither John or Chris completed the race, but they had a great time and both are planning to return for more punishment next year!

Unofficial Racing Times:

Chris - 8pm-7:54pm - 23+ hours

John - 8pm-9:30pm - 25+ hours

Official Racing Times:

Chris - 4am-7:54pm - 15+ hours

John - 4am-9:30pm - 17+ hours

Ok Life, Here We Come!

Well, it's official... we're moving to London and having another baby! Yes, you heard me right. We figured we might as well get two HUGE life changing experiences out of the way simultaneously. Well, not exactly, I mean, I'm not planning to actually give birth on the plane or anything, but close enough. The move is at the end of August, the baby is due in December. Have I completely lost my freaking mind?? I mean having a third child is pretty nuts all on its own. On Monday, as my Mom and I watched Josephine and Chris circling our living room in crazy hysterics, I remarked... "you know the only other thing we need right now? Another child!" What a laugh! Ha! It's going to be total and complete chaos. Anarchy. The shit will hit the fan over and over and over again, and I'll just be running around trying to wipe and mop it up! WOW! I don't need luck, I need prayers! And lots of them! :)

But on a lighter note, the beginning of our summer has brought a lot of fun family times. First, Josephine graduated from preschool. And let me tell you she was absolutely adorable. She was so proud of herself; she likes to mention to complete strangers, "I just graduated from preschool!" Very cute.

Chris Jr. has had no such similar life accomplishments of late. Well unless you count the lotion incident from my last entry, but that's a stretch. Although he did have a wonderful time tubing with Daddy at the lake over Memorial Day. He was bobbing up and down, nothing but smiles, yelling "faster, faster" and "bounce, bounce." Notice the new shorter hair cut in these pictures. The only real solution to the tub of Aquafor in his hair was to cut it all off! :)

One small Chris Jr. accomplishment... we've started some really basic potty training, which consists of him running around naked from the waist down peeing on command as often as possible on as many flat surfaces as he can find! Each time he does it he smiles and laughs as if he is so proud of himself! Now we just need him to aim into a container of some sort, preferably a potty. Should be a fun and wet summer! :)

Fun UK Tidbit:

Yesterday Josephine's dentist told us that over the years he's had many families move to and return from the UK and they have all shared the same experience. When US families take their young children to the dentist in the UK the doctors laugh at them. They say "these are baby teeth! why would we clean them?" It's accepted practice in the UK that children are not seen by a dentist until they are at least 16 years old! YUCK!!! I guess this explains a lot about the state of oral hygiene in England! He recommended that we make pediatric dental appointments when we come home for visits/holidays. So we have that to look forward to, which is nice. :)

Ok, I need to get my act together... I KNOW!

Well this blog thing seems to have petered out quickly. Maybe all the news and changes will help inspire me to add some details and write these a little more frequently. As for the update on our family, we've got lots of changes on the horizon... at the end of the summer we're moving to LONDON! Yes that's right, across the "pond," as so many keep reminding me. I'm honestly filled with mixed emotions about the decision. It's a huge step for Chris and he's really happy about the opportunity at work, but moving the kids so far from all our family and the life we have created here is quite intimidating. But status quo has never been our thing, so we decided that we might as well give it a go.

As for the kids, they've been VERY busy. Both kids had birthdays this spring, Josephine in April and Chris Jr. in May. We had a great day out in the city for Josephine, with lots of family and cousins along for the fun. Chris Jr. got a wonderful homemade cake, decorated by Daddy, with car wrecks and rivers on it! Don't mind the missing corner, Chris Jr. had it for breakfast, he just couldn't wait for candles later in the day!

Josephine also just had her first ballet recital, which was fun but a little chaotic. I've never seen so many saved seats and extended family in all my life. Who would have thought a 5 year old's recital would garner such interest! It was standing room only, and you guessed it, I was left standing. But the two minutes that her class performed were glorious! Very cute.

And finally for the funniest of our recent adventures. That would be entering the land of trying to remove greasy products from a toddlers hair. Yes, that's right... this morning I heard Chris Jr. at about 7am, but he often talks and sings to himself for a bit so I left him in bed. Things were quiet for at least 30 minutes, and then he finally began to cry. I entered his room to find one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. He had kicked his crib away from the wall and then pulled it over to his dresser. There he'd found a conveniently located basket full of lotions, ointments, and thankfully two markers. In the dark he managed to accomplish quiet a lot. And amazingly enough, very little was on his bedding, he saved it all for himself, most particularly, his head. This was the sight...

Such a serious face to go with his treachery. He is so devilish! I LOVE it! I wanted to be mad, but I seriously couldn't stop laughing. He had an entire large tub of Aquafor on his head! After one bath with 4 shampoos he looked like a greaser from the 1950s who hadn't showered in a week. Tonight I tried again with 4 shampoos of dish soap hoping the degreaser might help. He still looks pretty bad! My little Chris, Daddy is off on Thursday... say good bye to your messy do and hello to your buzz cut!

Oh, one more note... if you plan to shower in a bathtub that has recently been used in a similar scenario, make sure you clean it VERY well before you get in! Just a tad slippery. lol

John's Video

Here is my brother-in-law's Death Race Qualifying Video. Enjoy...

Easter Cake and 35 miles... Really?

Well, our day came and went, without an Easter Egg hunt. I just couldn't muster the dedication it would have taken to re-stuff and hide the 50+ eggs Josephine found on Saturday at our neighborhood Egg Hunt. Thank you Renie and Chris! And don't you love Josephine's Easter Egg "Basket?" She loves her new soccer shoes so much she insisted on using the box.

But the day wasn't without some drama and fun. First deluxe breakfast and church. At the latter, it was revealed to us that Josephine was actually quite sick. She complained the entire time about her ear and couldn't even sit up for most of the service.

So home we headed to start Easter dinner, and oh, wait, did I mention the lost dog from the morning? Oh yes... cute as could be, lost, well-fed, friendly, no collar, black lab was out in our front yard this morning as we were leaving. I couldn't bring myself to just leave him wandering the neighborhood, so we put him in the courtyard and came back to deal with him. After a few blocks of walking and asking if anyone knew his owner, we decided to call the Darien Police, and the owner was at our door within 30 minutes! Easter saved for BOTH families! :) His name was 'chip', and Josephine misses him sporadically, but with some apparent nostalgia. Who knew a dog in the life of a 5-year-old for all of 45 minutes could make such an impression. And she's mentioned how old she is and how much she would love to have a dog at least 5 times since he left! Ughhh...

Then, after dinner was cooking, Josephine and I were off to the urgent care, where, after waiting for well over an hour to just see the doctor, we were informed that yes she does have another ear infection, or maybe it's just the last one, never quite gone away. Either way, she is resting now with motrin and antibiotics and lots and lots of CAKE. Yes, Easter cake! It's our new tradition, complete with a "Happy Easter to You" sung to the Happy Birthday tune. Candles and ALL! Daddy gets all the credit, with some help from Josephine on the blue dots and lots of help from Chris Jr. with all the extra cake he cut off. (The open mouth cake eating pic absolutely kills me!)

Overall it was a great day! Despite all of the unforeseen visitors and doctor visits. Ah... children and dogs, you can't live with them, and you can't live without them... well, we CAN live without the dog. Thank goodness!

Oh, and one more weekend tidbit, for those of you who thought that Chris Sr. was sounding remarkably sane in this entry... my husband started off the weekend on Thursday by running home from work. And yes kids, he works in MANHATTAN and we live in CONNECTICUT! Total journey... 35 MILES! Left at 5pm and arrived home around 1:30am. Part of his training for the 100 mile race he's doing in VT at the beginning of May. I am officially married to a maniac. But God do I love him! :)

Our Maple Syrup Adventure

Well, one thing I really do love (and hate) about my husband... when he gets an idea in his head, he goes full speed ahead and never looks back. This March the idea was "Maple Syrup." (Thank you Brother-in-law John, I'll get you back somehow!) Now some might ask themselves, well do you have any maple trees on your property to tap for syrup? And if the answer is no, as it was in our case, you might think you were out of luck. But not my hubby, why let a little thing like lack of trees slow you down!?

No, Chris simply began driving all around Darien CT looking for ideal trees. Thankfully he didn't illegally tap any trees... yet! He has multiple plans for tapping trees all over town next year. But this year he limited himself to our next door neighbor and a nice old man up the street. For two weekends we monitored the trees all day (and night) emptying the sap into our five gallon storage bucket.

At the end of the first weekend Chris and Josephine spent about 5 hours outside boiling the sap into syrup. And believe it or not, with that batch and the rest from the next weekend we ended up with 8 bottles of delicious homemade goodness.

Now, as many of you might know, I am skeptical by nature, and I was VERY reluctant about this adventure, but Chris and the kids proved me wrong once again. Even on a few rainy March weekends in suburban CT you can still find good old New England Pioneering going on. Next thing you know he'll be building a wagon to match his tattoo! lol

Ok, Do you REALLY want to know?

So I woke up this morning and was laying in bed with my almost 5-year-old daughter listening to my iPod. Her first request was the song “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson. This one was really funny because she sang the chorus with the word ‘mustache’ inserted at a part where the words are too fast for her to understand. The next song was “21 Guns”, the Broadway version by Green Day. She loved that one too. She called it "awesome music." Then we listened to “Chicken Fried” by the Zac Brown Band and I was feeling pretty good… you know “Cold beers on a Friday night, a pair of jeans that fits just right, and the radio on…” Very up-beat.

Then I picked “Landslide,” the Dixie Chicks version, and that’s when it fell apart for me. See, this week has been really hard for me and I can’t quite figure out why. I’m not PMS, nothing bad has happened, things are going along just fine. But for some reason this morning it all seemed to hit me. I’ve loved this song for a long time. When I was living in Ohio I actually went to a Dixie Chicks concert with two of the women I love most in the world to this day; and I really don't even LIKE country music. But today, for some reason, listening to these words with my little girl brought me more than I expected...

“Oh mirror in the sky

What is Love?

Can the child within my heart rise above?

Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides?

Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Well, I’ve been afraid of changing

‘Cause I’ve built my life around you

But time makes your bolder

Children get older

I’m getting older too...”

I mean I was weeping! Josephine: “Is this a sad song Mommy?” Me: “No” J: “Then why are you crying?” Me: “Because sometimes that’s just what you do.” But I really didn’t have a good answer for her. And I still don’t. Maybe it was the reference to the seasons of my life, or children getting older, but really I think it’s the notion of building a life around someone else that hit me hardest.

So far this blog has focused on our family and the funny things we do. But, there are so many other parts of our family life that aren’t as much fun; there are lots of parts that are really hard for all of us. Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in diapers, preschool and play dates. Like I’ve lost parts of myself, parts that made me different, that made me, ME. And then my little boy takes my face in his hands and turns it towards him and lays his forehead on mine and looks me right in the eye and says “pizza.” Or my little girl gets out of bed and leaves the room only to return with two pieces of tissue, “one for your eyes and one for your nose.” And during those little precious moments, the sacrifice feels worth it.

But make no mistake, most of the time being a mother is very hard. Maybe no harder than being a father or any other life-consuming role, but this is my blog so this is my perspective. I love my children and my husband more than anything in the whole world, but I’m still looking for balance, and for something else in life that will help me round out my days and make a difference in the world. Suggestions are always welcome.

Thanks for listening. J